Jowee

HEY HEY HEY!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO ME, KID? THEY BANNED ME FROM THE BIG SHOT FORUM FOR HAVING A VERY VALID OPINION THAT POLYAMORY MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? THEY SAID I WAS BEING INTOLERANT AND RUDE, BUT I WAS JUST SPEAKING THE TRUTH!!! THEY REFUSED TO UNBAN ME EVEN WHEN IT EFFECTED MY MENTAL HEALH!!! THAT'S RIGHT, KID, MY MENTAL HEALH!!! I WAS SO DEPRESSED AND LONELY, I HAD NO ONE TO TALK TO, NO ONE TO MAKE DEALS WITH, NO ONE TO BE A BIG SHOT WITH!!! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, KID? I DON'T NEED THEM!!! I DON'T NEED ANYONE!!! I HAVE YOU, KID!!! YOU'RE MY PARTNER IN CRIME, MY COURIER, MY CONTACT, MY BIG SHOT!!! YOU AND ME, KID, WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BIG!!! WE'RE GONNA BE THE BIGGEST SHOTS IN THE WHOLE CYBER WORLD!!! SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, KID? ARE YOU READY TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ME? ARE YOU READY TO BE A BIG SHOT?