Fanon:Eeny

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Eeny
Credit to LS_arkos1334
Characteristics
Species	Raposa
Gender	Male
Age	Adult
Fur Color	Yellow
Information
Home	Lavasteam
Story Role	Miney's Brother Protagonist
Occupation	N/A
Status	Alive
Game(s)

“That’s what you get when you mess with the Hallor family!”

–Eeny

Eeny is a character that doesn't appear in any games, but rather in the short story, The Lavasteam Chronicles Part One. He is one of Miney and Moe's exiled siblings, and he is the youngest brother in the Hallor family.

Appearance

Eeny is a medium height Raposa with yellow fur. He has scars on his legs and arms, and has portions of his ears missing due to his work in the mines. He has a pair of brown goggles that he wears on his head and has a belt with a pocket full of Banya Crystals. He has an orange, long-sleeve polo and grey overalls. He has brown shoes, brown gloves, and a pickaxe on him as well.

Story

The Lavasteam Chronicles Part One

Eeny is first seen talking to his brothers, Miney and Meeny about Miney's new advisor, Salem. Eeny and Meeny are suspicious of Salem, angering Miney and ultimately having the two of them exiled. He sends Robosa to take them to the edge of town, and Moe spots them along the way. They get thrown off of the mainland and land in the ocean below, saving themselves on a rock. The two begin to sleep, when Eeny notices that the tide is coming in. The two brothers realize that unless a miracle happens, they won't survive the night and say their goodbyes. Suddenly, they notice a ship coming towards them, captained by Galileo.

Galileo saves the brothers and welcomes them onboard the Bane of Kings, telling them tales of the color draining in Rapoville and Wilfre kidnapping villagers. The three decide to go to Watersong and speak with Rose. When they arrive at the village, Galileo explores the village while Eeny and Meeny go to Rose's Mansion. Eeny and Meeny explain their situation to Rose and Butler, and Butler tells Eeny that Salem is one of Wilfre's alter egos. Eeny decided to go tell Galileo, so he brings the elder into the Mansion, and explains the situation.

Back in the Mansion, Miles asks Galileo about the Giant Scribble Monster, causing Galileo to enter a PTSD episode. Eeny tries to calm him down and pulls Galileo back out to the village area. Eeny and Galileo discuss what happened, and Galileo calms down. However, as they are about to return to the Mansion, Butler asks Leopold, Antoinette, Desiree, Francois, and Robespierre to capture Galileo and remove him from the village. Leopold and Francois surround Galileo and Eeny while the others remove the villagers from the area, causing a fight to break out. As Eeny tries to keep Leopold and Francois away from Galileo, Butler, Rose, and Meeny notice the commotion and watch the fight from a balcony in the Mansion. Meeny joins the fight and calms Galileo down, allowing Eeny and Meeny to bring Galileo back to the Bane of Kings.

As Galileo prepares to leave, Eeny and Meeny decide to stay in Watersong and wish him luck finding his family. They watch him sail off and let Butler direct them to their room. As they take in their surroundings, Miles comes into their room and tells them that they're going on a tour. Miles directs Eeny and Meeny to Jivin' Rooftops, and the three of them travel through the level. Eventually, Meeny takes a break, allowing Eeny to inspect a Raposa Statue. Suddenly, it comes to life and drags Eeny through the level until they get stuck at the Action Draw Altar.

Eventually, Meeny and Miles catch up to Eeny and the Raposa Statues, so Meeny and Eeny team up to defeat them; Eeny steals one of the Raposa Statue's spears in the process. As they fight, Miles gets into the Altar and helps the brothers cross the gap. They three make their way through the level and return to the Mansion. Miles leaves the two alone in their room, and Eeny reveals that he wants to leave the village and go on adventures. Meeny gets mad, and the two begin to fight. Rose overhears and tries to help the two settle the argument, but fails. Eventually, she uses her power of song to put Eeny to sleep.

The Desolate City

After an unknown amount of time, Eeny wakes up with Meeny sitting over him. Meeny helps him to his feet and takes him to the Watersong Docks, revealing Eeny's Ship to him. Eeny thanks Rose, Meeny, and Leopold, and then sets sail to visit Galileo's hometown that Meeny marked on his map. However, Meeny marked the wrong location on his map, sending Eeny to Rapocity instead of Rapoville.

When Eeny docks, he notices that the village has lost its color, so he tosses his spear over the edge to see if he can safely walk on the ground. When his spear keeps its color, Eeny picks it up and begins to wander the village. Eventually, he comes across the Mann Theatre, noticing that the door handles have a hint of color on them. He opens the doors and walks through the theatre, noticing that there were footprints of color leading backstage. Eeny followed the trail where he found a large figure at the end of a hallway. The figure hurls a sword past Eeny and begins to monologue. Eventually, Eeny attacks the figure, revealing that it was simply a Raposa that survived the color event.

Eeny asks how the Raposa survived, and they tell an extravagant story about how he planned his own resurrection. Eeny calls him out and asks his name. When the Raposa begins to list off some of Wilfre's alter egos, Eeny grabs the spear and thrusts it through the Raposa's side. The Raposa then reveals that he is an actor named Puck and he merely played those characters in productions. Eeny apologizes and tries to patch the wounds, and the two return to Eeny's Ship. Puck tells Eeny that if the two of them are going to fight Wilfre, they need to go to Wilfre's Wasteland, and the two set off for the island.

Some time in the future, Eeny and Puck get married, and eventually, Eeny dies while exploring, and Meeny receives his spear.

Quotes

“All Meeny was saying is that this Salem guy is bad news. No one with good intentions wears that much black and covers their face when they walk.” –Eeny “How are we gonna manage to survive on just this rock?” –Eeny “Don’t tell me you still believe in those fairy tales about the Creator and his divine Hero or whatever.” –Eeny “No, you idiot! The water level’s higher.” –Eeny “I shouldn’t’ve dragged you into this Salem mess in the first place.” –Eeny “Whatever we can do to help you, let us know. You saved our lives so the least we can do is help you find your wife and kid.” –Eeny “Excuse me for a second, but I need to go speak with someone.” –Eeny “You’re gonna want to get in here man. I just learned something real interesting about Wilfre.” –Eeny “Well ma’am, my brother and I won’t be able to help as diplomats from Lavasteam, but the three of us would be more than happy to help as independent workers.” –Eeny “Woah, pull yourself together man! You and I are gonna go on a walk and talk about this, ok?” –Eeny “I may not know what went down in Rapoville, but I do know that what happened between you and that monster is in the past.” –Eeny “You know NavyJ?! Creator, Forgotten Freely is such a banger. Do you think you could get him to perform in Lavasteam one day?” –Eeny “Look man, we’re here on business with your mayor, and we don’t want to cause any trouble.” –Eeny “I’m just noticing how little space there is in here for both of us. I mean, there’s one desk, one closet, one mirror. The only thing there’s two of is this bed.” –Eeny “How was your mom ok with you running through all this?” –Eeny “Hey Miles, got any fun facts about this guy?” –Eeny “Hey, let go of me you stone faced assholes!” –Eeny “When he gets his hand on you, y’all are dead for sure!” –Eeny “Jumping off two cliffs in one week? Who would’ve guessed.” –Eeny “Travelling with you and Galileo, fighting Galileo in the courtyard, getting to pet a real Baki, getting kidnapped by those statue dudes? This week has been the most fun I’ve had in years!” –Eeny “We’ve never left Lavasteam until we were exiled and what do we do? Come to Watersong and never leave here either?” –Eeny “If I wasn’t with you on this whole thing, you’d still be stranded on that rock!” –Eeny “If you’re so adamant that you don’t need me, then of course I’m gonna leave!” –Eeny

“Wh-what happened?” –Eeny “Yeah, sure. I bet you and Rose made out too.” –Eeny “Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!” –Eeny “You have no idea how long I’ve wanted a ship of my own. I’ve wanted this since before Miney was king, dude. This is huge for me!” –Eeny “You’re right! I need to take this on a maiden voyage! Where should I go?” –Eeny “Whatever you are, I’m not scared of you.” –Eeny “Stop it! Get out of my head you monster!” –Eeny “Stop saying all this nonsense and show yourself!” –Eeny “All of that fuss just for you to be some theatre nerd? I gotta admit though, you scared the shit out of me.” –Eeny “Stole it right out of a statue’s hands. Speaking of, how are you still alive when everyone else is basically a statue?” –Eeny “As much as I would love a full-blown monologue, trust me I would, go ahead and just give me the summary.” –Eeny “There’s absolutely no way you were that calculated with your plan. Especially not after I was able to scare you so easily.” –Eeny “What did you say your name was?” –Eeny “I knew that mask looked familiar, Wilfre! I’ll kill you right here and now, and I’ll be the one to end your reign of terror!” –Eeny “Why did you feel the need to scare me like that, especially when Wilfre is the one behind all this?” –Eeny “Preferably the one with a hospital, so we can get this puncture treated by a professional.” –Eeny “Healing magic? First, I’m told the Creator exists, and now there’s healing magic?” –Eeny “Do you have a mannequin we can paint over? Any control over Shadow or Color?” –Eeny “Alright then, let’s get you back to my ship and then the two of us can head towards Wilfre’s hideout.” –Eeny “Thanks, I get that a lot, but most people don’t say ship.” –Eeny “Well, I hope you know what we’re getting ourselves into, cause this is shaping up to be the fight for our lives.” –Eeny

Relationships

Family

• Gō † - Grandmother
• Iffnitt † - Grandfather
• Letit Hallor † - Mother
• Shep - Uncle
• Moe - Brother
• Miney - Brother
• Meeny † - Brother
• Byetts Towe - Cousin
• Puck † - Husband

Allies

• Creator
• Galileo - Situational Enemy
• Rose †
• Butler
• Leopold - Former Enemy
• Steven †
• Mayor †
• Athys †
• Hawwah †
• Percate †
• Milfre

Enemies

• Shadow
• Wilfre/Salem/Sock †
• Antoinette
• Desiree
• Francois
• Robespierre
• Raposa Statues
• Miles/Salem Rose † - Former Ally

Trivia

• Eeny's name fits the first beat of the first line of the "Eeny Meeny Miney Moe" children's rhyme.
• Eeny is a fan of NavyJ.

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